Birdwatchers: they lead lonely and degenerate lives sitting alone in bushes around the countryside in blue raincoats with their soft focus binoculars dangling around their necks, listening to Klaus Harmony (The Mozart of Porn).
Generally, the older the watcher, the more debauched. Their knuckles will be white from inner tension, and their trousers will be crusted with semen from constant jackdaw sightings. The apex of a day's watching for them, is the merest glimpse of two birds copulating.
You only have to look at some bird names to tell a pervert catalogued them: yellow throat, swallow, dickcissel, longspur, thrasher, wood thrush, grackle - the list goes on.
Do not fear these nefarious avian voyeurs. Together we can stop them and make society safe for our children once again.
Stop Bird Porn
Keep people inside, where they belong.
Generally, the older the watcher, the more debauched. Their knuckles will be white from inner tension, and their trousers will be crusted with semen from constant jackdaw sightings. The apex of a day's watching for them, is the merest glimpse of two birds copulating.
You only have to look at some bird names to tell a pervert catalogued them: yellow throat, swallow, dickcissel, longspur, thrasher, wood thrush, grackle - the list goes on.
Do not fear these nefarious avian voyeurs. Together we can stop them and make society safe for our children once again.
Stop Bird Porn
Keep people inside, where they belong.
